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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Trip to Genting Highlands

2 weeks ago, Master, Mama, Dad, Aunt Jenny, Aunt Jennifer, Win Nie, Jonathan, Robin, Ashley, Jolin, Kai Zhi, Kai Ming, Shi Qi, Zoe, and I went to a place called Genting Highlands, Pahang, West Malaysia, Malaysia, Southeast Asia, Asia, Earth, Sol lll, Sol System, Alpha Quadrant, Milky Way Galaxy. It is the closest place your can get near space in Mainland Malaysia. Genting Highland is a wonderful place, it is a city in the sky..........you can see it at night as if it is a city floating in the sky. It has many hotels, resorts, plazas and a theme park.

We woke up at about 8 o'clock in the morning before we left, then Aunt Jenny came to pick us up at 9, Master, Zoe and I went first with Aunt Jenny. Mama goes with Dad later that day. We went to Grandma's house to pick up Robin, Ashley and Jolin, then we head of for breakfast. After breakfast, we go to the Genting Skyway station, it is a gondola lift station. It took us more than an hour to reach there, and it took us another one and a half hour to queue for the ride. At last! it is ours!!!! we hitch onto the gondola and it brought us up to Genting Highlands, but you can also drive a car up........on our way up, we saw many interesting decoration they set up for us at by the middle of the jungle on the mountain. Master said there used to be statues of tigers, elephants and some other animals, but now it's just statues of flowers and a welcome sign.........it was quite a bumpy ride when we hit the pylons.....the last one was the bumpiest, that's when it speeded up to land in the station, hooked on the bullwheels and slowed down.......we got down from there and felt a sudden change in the temperature.....it was damn cold up there........it station was located at Highland Hotel, so we need to take a series of bridges and escalators to reach the main building, First World Plaza. Once we reached there, we went to chill out at Starbucks coffee.........we had a little chat and discussion while waiting for Uncle Elson, grandma and Aunt Margret to arrive. Soon after, they arrived and we head of to Ria Apartment to check in. They get to walk around the plaza while we have to walk hundreds of metres down with a series of slippery roads, passages and bridges to go down, and they even get to ride a car down! Win Nie and Jonathan were waiting for us at the lobby of the condominium. We checked in and went up to the room. We watched TV, chill out, warm in. Then they others came. Then, Mama and Dad came. Mama forgot to bring the bags of food supply that Aunt Jenny told her to bring, so Dad had to risk it.....and drive all the way down for 2 hours straight, back home, just to take a couple of bags with fishballs and vegetables in them, that took a less than a minute to accomplish, which is left in Mama's car, drive back up for another 2 hours and didn't stay there for long because he has work the next day.

Soon after, and all the sudden freaked the hell out of us, the annoying giant siblings that destroy silent peace wherever they go......came. The door is opened! They butch into the apartment and jump around the couch, climd onto the beds stick their heads out the window looking kilometres down, and spitting.......Master's peace was ruined when they switch away the TV channel while Master was watching cooking shows, and disturbed me and Zoe's sex.......Oi! I was reaching orgasm!!!!!! Then Kai Zhi said back to me "Oi! WTF!".....good times..................huh, good time..............

Then we had dinner, which the annoying ones nearly snatch away all the food, good thing we have backup food that was kept for extra serving in the kitchen.............after dinner, Dad, Mama, Master, Zoe and I head of to the "Music of ABBA by arrival from Sweden" concert, that is the reason we came.......the others didn't go, we just asked them to come so that they will not feel bored, because they haven't been there a long time, and so that Master will have peoples to fun with..............only the 5 of us went to the concert, the others went to the game arcade to play games.......and the girls went to shopping. The concert started at 8.10 p.m. and ended at 9.40p.m.. The concert was spectacular. We meet up with them at the Highland Hotel lobby, and we walked all the way back to the apartment, they even bought pizza! The humans ate and ate, then we opened presents! Nope, it was not Christmas, it was Christmas-mas, the Sunday. We even had a pretend Christmas countdown......as if 12 o'clock of Monday was Christmas.....opened presents......Master, Zoe and I hid in the room because they were spraying snow cans or as I like to call it "shaving cream for snowmen", it stink! it smells! it's smells like burning silicone with a dash of methane and nitrous fluoride!!!!!!! in other words, it has a toxic smell, but the others were.......immune!....to it.....Master got a pen, a lollipop, a T-shirt, a clock and a teddy bear.....Oh, and Dad went home after the concert. Then we go to sleep.

The next day, we woke up, had breakfast, watch TV, pack our stuffs. Then our second cousin, which are Robin, Ashley, and Jolin's cousins, came to join our group. We hang out for a while while waiting for the giants to finish their food. Then Aunt Jenny and Robin's parents brought us, the children, to the theme park!!!! We bought the all park family combo pass., which comes in one set, depending on the number of people, and we can go both indoor and outdoor theme park anytime on the day valid. We first go to the outdoor theme park, because that's where there are the longest queues, especially the most extreme rides.....we first ride the "Pirate ship" which swings back and forward. it wasn't scary at all.............Zoe and I sit in Master's bag pack. and Master left a small hole through the zip so we can see out......Then we ride the flying dragon, Kai Zhi and Master overhear a little girl that comments every move of the roller coaster to his father, "It goes fast","It goes slow", "It goes indoor", "Then it comes out","Then is slows down", "Then is twists","Then it turns up","Goes fast","And then stops","The people get down","The people get up","Wait for it","And then it moves" and the whole process continues until it is her turn......When we got onto it, she starts again.....and she's even sitting behind Master! She tried not to scream.....but instead, shouted the comments in his father's ear. When we got down, she says it wasn't scary, which is true, and then keeps on talking................and talking...........even when riding the cyclone, but this time it was worst, she cried when the cart was going down, and cried the rest of the ride, and cried out the ride, and cried away......from us......Jolin didn't went to the cyclone, she went to ride mini trains and antique cars with her mom.........and she didn't ride the rest with us, she only ride the pirate ship and flying dragon with us.......then we go for lunch at Mc'D!!!!!!! After that, we go for the indoor rides, we first went to the Euro Express, which was apparently, another roller coaster. Oh, and, on roller coasters, Kai Zhi, Kai Ming, Master, and I, when we reach the extreme part, we will shout, when potential energy is storing, we shout "Let's Get Retarded!!!!!", then when falling, we shout "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" until the nest potential energy charging field or for the rest of the ride......(shout quote inspired by Retard Ricky Chao, in the intro of his every videos). but not on the pirate ship, and flying dragon, because the extreme parts are slow........we shouted it twice on the flying dragon, the first one was embarrassing for we did not know that was just a wind up track, the extreme part was actually near end, when we shoot out from First World Plaza and then slowly spin back up, and stop....., and saw quite embarrassing photos taken during the ride, which is to be sold to those who want as a ride souvenir. Then we head for the cyclone, then lunch at Mc'D!!!!! Then we ride the Euro Express, at least the Euro express is more extreme that the flying dragon, it has sudden turns......!! This time, we all shouted! Then we went to the Rolling Thunder Mine Train, which the station is in a cave.......we were lucky, there were no line when we got there, the only thing that caused us to take the second ride is because we wanted all to go together, plus there's a few fat dudes that occupied one cart, so if they weren't so fat people would get a chance to go first! When we got down, the line was formed, and it only took a one minute for one entire line to stretch from few metres to more than ten metres, until outside the ride station entrance. We then go check on Jolin, and met this douchebag who happens to be another one of our second cousin, who comments on everything, and rubs it in our faces as if he knows everything around Genting Highlands.......(in which he does, but not entirely everything, but most of the things because he goes there very often, like a few times a year or so, because his parents are wealthy gamblers that go there to gamble often, and most likely to rub it in with his annual them park passport that has unlimited entries for one year. which anyone can apply it very cheaply, but no, he has to show it off to us!). He annoyed us in everyway.....he even got lost! he is so familiar to the place, that if he gets lost, he knows just what to do, where to find us, and if he can't find us, he'll wander off for a while buying things and then go back to the hotel room....like Docken, when he got released off to Jinjang, found his way home few days later.

After that, we go to Dinosaurland, which that boy apparently, spoken the most, spoken all the way on the ride, even before the ride he's already detailing about it, so we promoted him as tour guide, but that didn't stop him, he spoke even more, he spoke about every ride, and he got way too personal too soon, and shouted out he has a laptop computer, and shouted out his room number, his phone number, where he lives, what he does privately and shouts out his personal information...................and threw fish food on a stranger......and ate one pellet.....When the ride came, which is a boat, he has to say it out, as if we're blind, or as if the boat is invisible and he's the only one that could see it, shouting out like he owns the boat or something......we got on the boat, he acts all smarty pants and tells us which position is better to sit on and tells us all mathematics, angular positions, buoyancy, weight balancing all that floating on water stuffs, the he throws fish food all around even though there's no fish around the area (There is a stream for the boat to go on with fishes), and rubs it in that he has enough money to buy all the packs of fish food, but he said he only bought 3 because he wants to "save money". And then he talks about the details of the ride, and what will happen in the cave with fake dinosaurs, and he even needs to shout out to us that the dinosaurs are fake as if we are stupid enough to think they are real! We all can't take it anymore, so we have to use sarcasm to say back to him. And Robin can't take it anymore that he pretended that he doesn't know him at all. But he just goes on and on and on and on until the end of the day........@_@.........

Then, Robin, Kai Zhi, and Master went for the Go Kart, Kai Ming also queued but he hasn't got his identification card yet, so he can't, you must be at least 12 years old and 1.52 metres in height to drive the Go Kart, Kai Ming's height was acceptable but not his age......quite a great height for that kind of age.......Robin queued first while we went for the boat ride, but we ended up on the same track.......Master picked a kart that is apparently, the slowest.......but at least we get to enjoy the breeze that will freeze your hands when a lot of pressure is applied to it, when Master's hand did, steering the kart and controlling the direction, holding on the steering wheel at all times because it is not set straight, in the end Master's hand was burning with frozen sweat and skin oil. The girls excluding Jolin, went to ride the space shot, they were daring......but not our "commander" he dares to do anything, he can do anything, but he can't handle gravitational repellant, at first he said it is not very scary, but when he saw someone cried, and he decided quit the ride! even on the Dinosaurland boat ride, at first he said he wanted to because it's "fun", but in the end he quoted it lame.....what a douche......

It was 7 o'clock in the evening, and so we queued up at the corkscrew, but we will have to wait for it to re-open at 7.30p.m. and so we did, we took the second turn, again, although we were one of the first groups in line......I didn't go on this ride, otherwise the bag will fall 'up' when we reach the upside down part. In this roller coaster, the extreme part shouting line was different, goes like this, when it is getting ready to fall, we say "Feelings inside", then when falling, we say "Oh Noooooooooooooooo.................", we said it is a robotic way (inspired by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother season 2 episode 16 "Stuff", during Barney's one man show when he pretended to be a robot that is keening to let his emotions out). After that, we exit the theme park, but there's another ride, the flying coaster......! Which we are begging to ride everytime we pass by it......and it came true.....we get to ride it! that would be RM25 per human body and RM25 per human soul, so that makes RM50, the prize for one living breathing human is RM50, we have to pay extra for this because this is a signature attraction, not a regular ride. but I didn't get to ride it either, they say no bags allowed.......=( .......They shout the same line as we did on the corkscrew.....When we came down, the "commander" rub it in our face again, saying it was not scared and all that, and when Ashley said she was cold, "commander" rub it in her face by telling her that he feels hot, and then takes of his jacket, and unbuttons one of his shirt buttons......what an arse......We then head of to our last ride, the 4-d motion master, which is not really 4 dimensional, they just call it 4d because instead of 3d sight, it has the actions and movements, and the reactions of how would it feel such as when something crawls on you, they'll probably spray water vapour of simply just air.....and the seats can move imitating the representing character. it is like a cinema actually......we had to queue for half an hour, on our way there were posters with IQ questions on them, we solve them together as one, but the 'commander' would shout out the answers to some of the questions, we shut him up by playing the silent game, he said he is very good at it, but he owed us dollars, 20 cents for one question......and in the end we finally shut him up, because we can't take it and have to say mean things to him.....! and someone has to kick his crotch......and in the end we finally escaped him, because we asked him to go into the cinema first, and he went in and never seen him again since then......we went in and watched it, the movie is called "The haunted house" the representing character happens to be a cat, our 4d experience is what the cat encounters.......the movie is approximately 15 minutes long. Half way through the movie, I mean not even close to half way, Jolin cried because she was scared of rats rushing out from a barrow......Ashley has to cover Jolin's eyes and asked her to take the glasses of but she's too panicked to do so, she jumped down from her seat and ran out the exit, crying for her mommy......We were sooooooo embarrassed......actually Robin was.....the rest of us didn't bother it..........and watched till the end.....and then we go back home.

We stopped by at Gohtong Jaya, a few blocks from the Genting Skyway station, to have dinner, or in other case, supper, because it's already night. We had dinner, had a little chat, and together, we quoted it as "The best Day Ever" or "The Day we'll never forget" or "The Day we'll treasure forever", Master quoted it as "The day I loss all fears" or "The Day I loss my fear of death". I quoted it as "The Day That birds don't need wings to fly" or "The Day that I became more human". We all head home and have a good night sleep, Master, Zoe and I spent the night at grandma's house because Mama already went back. We didn't took the cable car back down, we drove down, but Mama, Aunt Jenny, Grandma, Aunt Margret and the little one did because they went back early after checking out from the apartment. And we went back home and have a good night sleep and live happily ever after......THE END. I'm serious......

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